Because I can't get enough of Heterochromiac!Eren (◡‿◡✿)
Let me just. die in a hole.
sorry but i have to rebblog this.
Shingeki no Kitchen
looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
I will never stop my assault on tumblr and feminism
You will never silence the voice of men, never.
You can not gain equality unless you give it.
Ps? Getting kicked in the testicles is scientifically more painful than giving birth. So you can fuck yourselves.
I will never give up until every tumblr feminist is gone, withering away in the dirt. The egalitarian master race sends their regards.
Feminism is outdated.
Guys look fresh men tears
"scientifically more painful" when science can lay down a universal standard of pain tolerance i’ll delete my blog and join mma fighting lmfao
a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."
More villains should speak in 3rd person.
"GANON SAYS YOU MUST DIE"
“GHIRAHIM IS TOO FABULOUS FOR SKY-SWINE LIKE YOU”
"[BOWSER GRUMBLING AND ROARING IN THIRD PERSON]"
"EDEWORTH ISN’T A PETTY VILLAIN HE JUST LIKES THE STEEL SAMURAI"
"VAATI THINKS THAT YOU AREN’T WEARING ENOUGH PURPLE TO FIT IN HIS PURPLE EMO CLAN"
OH MY GOD
My job is done
Handsome princes indeed.
SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HANS AND KRISTOFF
Prince CHarming’s face is the only one that looks normal.
TARZAN’S HEAD IS ALMOST COMPLETELY DETACHED FROM HIS BODY
Didn’t you forget someone~?
OH MY GOD STOP